Joe Hennig
Posts : 9
Reputation : 0
Join date : 2011-04-22
Age : 44
Location : Champlin, Minnesota
Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Joe Hennig
Championship:
Finisher: Perfect Paydirt
 |  Subject: It Will..Be Mine!  Sun May 08, 2011 4:19 pm | |
| =The Man Who Loves To Interview=
:::Finlay:::
My name is Finlay...And I love to--- Joe Hennig snatches the microphone out of Finlay's hand.
=The New Age "Mr. Perfect"=
:::Joe Hennig:::
Nobody gives a shit what the fuck your name is or what the fuck you "love to do". Now I am that knows you love to have..."playdates" with Michael Cole. But I'm not in the mood to barf right now.
:::Matt Striker:::
Oh man! I love this fucking dude!
:::Michael Cole:::
...Whatever...
:::Matt Striker:::
Shit dude! You look as red as you do when you get an orgasm over Big Daddy V's man titty!
=The New Age "Mr. Perfect"=
:::Joe Hennig:::
Let me do the speaking...Tonight...tonight I square off against Ted Dookie-Ah-Si for the number one contender spot to the Legends Championship. Right now I should be the fucking Legends Champion! Not going into a damn number one contenders match...But you know what...I'm going to perform as perfect as I usually do..I really don't have a choice. Tonight, Ted Dooke-Ah-Si gets his ass kicked...Actually..Tonight two people get their asses kicked. Joe turns & looks at Finlay.
:::Michael Cole:::
Oh no! Come on, Joe!
:::Matt Striker:::
Sit back, relax & enjoy the show. Think of it as you gay hardcore porn. Without the masturbation part.
Hennig looks at Finlay, smiles & they both laugh. As if it's just a joke. Hennig then hits Finlay right in the temple with the microphone. He picks him up & slams him on the wall. He goes into a trashcan a couple of feet away from where he slammed Finlay & pulls out a Kendo Stick. He goes towards Finlay, drops the stick, picks him up & lays him against the wall. Joe grabs the stick & strikes him right across his forehead, busting him open. He drops the stick, puts Finlay in a sidehead lock & punches him directly in his wound, giving him the Crimson Mask. Joe then grabs Finlay & hits the Perfect Paydirt on him. Hennig grabs the mic & puts it to his mouth.
=The New Age "Mr. Perfect"=
:::Joe Hennig:::
Ted, your fucked up self is next, bitch!
Show fades out. | |
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Matt Hardy
Jobber
Posts : 276
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 29
Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Matt Hardy
Championship: None
Finisher: Twist of Fate
| | Subject: Re: It Will..Be Mine! Mon May 09, 2011 12:57 pm | |
| lmfaoshmsfoaidmt
Poor Cole lol | |
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