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Declan Hunter

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Join date : 2010-10-04
Age : 26
Location : Australia

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PostSubject: A Common Interview   Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:44 am

The camera fades to show Bryan Danielson wandering around backstage. The crowd pop loudly. He stops at the catering table, grabs a cup of water then takes a sip. His eyes move to a particularly delicious looking piece of roast beef. He looks around to make sure no one is watching and picks it up, licking his lips. He is about to take a bite when he notices the camera.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Erm...

His eyes are fixed on the camera for a moment, he knows he just got busted. Thinking quickly, he throws the beef down on the table and starts to yell at one of the catering staff.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
What the hell man! You didn't tell me this was beef! I can't eat this! I'm a vegan!

The worker stares at him.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Sir... It looks like beef... It smells like beef... What else could it be?

The American Dragon puts his hands on his hips.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Well you need a sign or something buddy, so people like me know what this stuff is.

The worker points over to the plate Danielson took the beef from. A small sign is clearly placed it front of the plate that reads: "Beef". Danielson struggles to think of a way out of the situation.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Well, uhhhh, anyway, do you know who the backstage interviewer is around here?

Before the worker can answer, Danielson cuts him off.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Never mind, you guys are all backstage workers, you're all qualified for the job. Come over here and interview me.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
But Sir, I've never interviewed anyone before.

Danielson looks at the worker.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Well then how do you know you aren't good at it. Come here, let's try this out. What's your name?

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Jesus Nails.

Danielson's eyes widen as he struggles to keep himself from laughing. He quickly composes himself.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Ok Jesus, grab that microphone and start the interview.

Jesus Nails grabs the microphone and stands next to Bryan Danielson.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Alright, fix your hair a little bit, we'll go live in 10 seconds.

::: The Camera Guy :::
= FRANK =
Bryan, we're already live. We've been live this whole time.

Bryan's eyes widen as his face goes all red.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Motherfu-

The camera cuts out and the only thing on the titantron is static.

TAKE 2

The camera comes back on and someone yells "Take 2". Danielson is standing next to Jesus Nails with an embarrassed look on his face. Jesus looks nervous and doesn't say anything. They both stand there for about 10 seconds without saying a word.

::: The Camera Guy :::
= FRANK =
Guys, we're live.

Danielson facepalms as the interview begins.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Uhhhh, Hi everyone. I'm Jesus Nails and I'm with here with Daniel Bryanson.

Bryan nudges Jesus.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Oh sorry, Bryan Danielson.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
You've gotta be kidding me. Fu-

The camera cuts out.

TAKE 3

Danielson nods slowly as the camera comes back on.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Mr. Danielson, how do you feel about facing Psycho Messiah and The Undertaker tonight?

Danielson one hand on his hip and moves the other up to his face, rubbing his beard.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Good question Jesus. I'll answer by saying that I feel confident. The Undertaker is no doubt one of the most respected professional wrestlers to ever live, and Psycho Messiah... Well lets just say his match against Matt Hardy blew me away. The guy is a machine, he showed a hell of a lot of determination and heart. But I feel confident that with John Morrison backing me up, we can leave the new EWE Tag Team Champions!

The crowd pop loudly as Jesus Nails wipes nervous sweat from his forehead.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Ummmm... What do I ask him now?

Danielson facepalms again.

::: The Camera Guy :::
= FRANK =
Kid, we're still live.

Jesus thinks for a second before speaking again.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Oh yeah.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Oh what the fu-

The camera cuts out for a few seconds and comes back on.

TAKE 4

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Mr. Danielson, How have you and John Morrison prepared for this match?

Danielson continues to rub his beard.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Well, we've been constantly training with each other over the past two weeks. And let me tell you, that guy has one hell of a training schedule. If I keep up my training with him, I should have a perfect set of abs in no time!

Jesus nods nervously.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Well Sir, best of luck in your match tonight. This is Jesus Nails signing off!

Danielson stares at him.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Signing off? What the hell was that? The one time I'm able to cut a serious promo, this happens to me. Speaking of my serious promo, how was it Frank? Was I serious enough? Don't answer that. Maybe I'll wear sunglasses next time. Yeah, everyone knows that serious guys wear sunglasses. Maybe I should buy myself a suit too, what do you think Frank? Huh? Why are you still holding that camera?

::: The Camera Guy :::
= FRANK =
Because we're still live.

Danielson lowers his head as the crowd laugh.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
So the fans heard everything I just said?

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Yeah, I think so Sir.

Danielson facepalms for the third time.

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Don't worry Sir! They won't lose any respect for you! You're the best wrestler in the world, Daniel Bryan!

Danielson has an angry look on his face.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
Daniel.... Bryan?

::: Random Backstage Worker :::
= JESUS NAILS =
Yeah!

::: The Camera Guy :::
= FRANK =
Oh no.

Danielson's face starts to go red.

::: American Dragon :::
= BRYAN DANIELSON =
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

The camera cuts out and fades to the next scene.


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PostSubject: Re: A Common Interview   Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:21 am

ROFL, nothing common about that interview AT ALL!
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