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PostSubject: UNITED STATES CHAMPION YOU WOO WOO WOO KNOW IT   Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:45 pm

[center]Zack Ryder: I'm Zack Ryder, woo woo woo, you know it cause I'm the United States Champion!!!... in Japan!

Ryder is in the ring immediately following the commercial break.

Zack Ryder: And let's keep it that way. I don't plan losing this title, not tonight, not at Apocalypse in a month, and certainly, I am not losing this EVER!

He hoists up the belt, getting a weird pop from the crowd.

Zack Ryder: Hehe. I see, you like the Zackster! You've finally warmed up to the woo-woo-woo-ness of me!

He turns around, looking at the crowd.

Zack Ryder: My match may NOT be the main event, but you know it, you know how it is... I'm gonna treat it like it is. Anyway... IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!!!

Ryder pulls out a t-shirt shooter and fires randomly into the crowd. When he runs out of ammo, he drops the gun and fist-pumps around the ring.

Matt Striker: Huh. Anyway, I think his match is next.
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