Extreme Wrestling Empire
Log In or Register please!

Extreme Wrestling Empire

9 out of 10 dentists recommend EWE.
 
HomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 How I met your cousin.

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Chris Jericho
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 345
Reputation : 19
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24
Location : Guimaraes, Portugal

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Chris Jericho
Championship:
Finisher: Walls of Jericho

PostSubject: How I met your cousin.   Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:55 pm

Her cousin was like a sister to her. I mean there was this time they both went out with me and her cousin’s boyfriend, Zack, and they were just alike. However, they were completely different in what comes to looks, but in what comes to the personality of a person, I swear if I couldn’t distinguish their voices, I wouldn’t recognize who was who.

Now to the point… Even though I was so deeply in love with her, my girlfriend of course, and even though she was all I had ever wanted to have as my girlfriend, I kept wishing I was Zack that day. I didn’t know why, and I didn’t find out until later, either. Well, my girlfriend was all I could have, we were just perfect for each other, but for some reason that didn’t feel like it was enough… Deep inside I wished for a more, well, “carnal” relationship. But not with her…

Her name was Iris. Our relationship felt like pure gold, everything felt right with her. We were tied together like a baby is tied to his mother since birth, with bonds of utter and beautiful gold. Okay maybe I’m overreacting, but maybe I’m not. Our love for each other was so deep…You wouldn’t believe it if I told you our entire story… And I’m not going to either, because this story isn’t about her and I…

Alright I know so far this sounds dirty, right? But it’s really not like that, not yet, at least. Her cousin’s name was Michelle… And the first time she actually said something to me was asking me “who in the hell” I was… My cellphone was broken and I borrowed one from Iris, so she gave hers to me and tried to call Michelle, from whom she wanted to borrow a cell from too, so I could hold on to hers until mine was fixed. She didn’t answer the call and later she texted me.

We talked about the “cellphone situation”. I’d never been with her personally by then. But from that day forward, for some reason, it all changed and she and Zack started to grow closer to us. We all became good friends and hung out sometimes. The first time was what I mentioned… Zack was a great guy, he was really laid back and relaxed, and so was I. Although, I was the one who was always joking around and all…

That day it all changed. It wasn’t the first time I was with Michelle, but it was the first time I met Zack personally. The night before exactly, it was Iris’ mother’s anniversary, and yes, I was invited to it. Basically I spent all evening with Michelle and Iris in the latter’s bedroom. It was fun.
Zack and I weren’t always like that, though. We used to be real douchebags. Much more than you can imagine from what I’ve told you. Iris and Michelle were the ones who made us change. They made us men… Sorry douchebags out there, but to be a real man, you don’t follow the bro code, you follow your heart, and I don’t want to sound like a faggot, but that’s exactly just how it is.

Zack had cheated on Michelle before, hell I even shoved Iris away from me, a little harder than I should have. You have no idea how hard it was for both of us to apologize. And if you think I’ve changed, you should see him. He spent entire days and nights apologizing, at best. Me and Iris, we just got over it that night and it was alright. We both were kind of “mean”, per say, to each other at a point in our relationship…But it all passed.


Should I continue writing this?

_________________



Biggest Accomplishments:
- 2009 EWE Superstar of the Year.
- 2x World Wrestling Champion
- 2x EWE Tag Team Champion


PROUD MEMBER OF THE GANG
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://extreme-w-empire.darkbb.com
Shawn Michaels
Dark Match
Dark Match
avatar

Posts : 205
Reputation : 216
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 26

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Shawn Michaels
Championship: BBQ Champion
Finisher: Sweet Chin Music

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:17 pm

Continue pwease.


Last edited by Shawn Michaels on Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:11 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Guest
Guest



PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:02 am

tl;dr

Oh, and happy birthday.
Back to top Go down
Shawn Michaels
Dark Match
Dark Match
avatar

Posts : 205
Reputation : 216
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 26

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Shawn Michaels
Championship: BBQ Champion
Finisher: Sweet Chin Music

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:17 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!!!!


Last edited by Shawn Michaels on Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:32 am; edited 1 time in total
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Matt Hardy
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 276
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Matt Hardy
Championship: None
Finisher: Twist of Fate

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:26 am

Wait, who cheated on who? and when? wtf, I'm too atached, DETAILS!

Oh and... Happy Birthday...










Na, let's do it like this:

HAPPYBIRTHDAY,BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!

_________________




Back to top Go down
View user profile
Chris Jericho
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 345
Reputation : 19
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24
Location : Guimaraes, Portugal

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Chris Jericho
Championship:
Finisher: Walls of Jericho

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:09 pm

1- It's not a true story.
2- You all made me feel sad Sad

_________________



Biggest Accomplishments:
- 2009 EWE Superstar of the Year.
- 2x World Wrestling Champion
- 2x EWE Tag Team Champion


PROUD MEMBER OF THE GANG
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://extreme-w-empire.darkbb.com
Matt Hardy
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 276
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Matt Hardy
Championship: None
Finisher: Twist of Fate

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:13 pm

WHO THE FUCK CHEATED ON WHO?! ANSWEAH MEH!!! All I know is Zack cheated on Michelle, but with who? and did "The main character" cheat on Iris?

_________________




Back to top Go down
View user profile
Chris Jericho
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 345
Reputation : 19
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24
Location : Guimaraes, Portugal

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Chris Jericho
Championship:
Finisher: Walls of Jericho

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 1:18 pm

The main character's name is Paul

_________________



Biggest Accomplishments:
- 2009 EWE Superstar of the Year.
- 2x World Wrestling Champion
- 2x EWE Tag Team Champion


PROUD MEMBER OF THE GANG
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://extreme-w-empire.darkbb.com
Shawn Michaels
Dark Match
Dark Match
avatar

Posts : 205
Reputation : 216
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 26

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Shawn Michaels
Championship: BBQ Champion
Finisher: Sweet Chin Music

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:15 pm

Paul what?
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Guest
Guest



PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:03 pm

continue and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Back to top Go down
Chris Jericho
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 345
Reputation : 19
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24
Location : Guimaraes, Portugal

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Chris Jericho
Championship:
Finisher: Walls of Jericho

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:21 pm

Thanks Very Happy

_________________



Biggest Accomplishments:
- 2009 EWE Superstar of the Year.
- 2x World Wrestling Champion
- 2x EWE Tag Team Champion


PROUD MEMBER OF THE GANG
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://extreme-w-empire.darkbb.com
Matt Hardy
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 276
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Matt Hardy
Championship: None
Finisher: Twist of Fate

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:03 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, wait, nvm...

When the fuck will you continue?!

_________________




Back to top Go down
View user profile
Chris Jericho
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 345
Reputation : 19
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24
Location : Guimaraes, Portugal

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Chris Jericho
Championship:
Finisher: Walls of Jericho

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:08 am

Matt Hardy wrote:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, wait, nvm...

When the fuck will you continue?!

*facepalm* I'm not going to be posting it you idiot

_________________



Biggest Accomplishments:
- 2009 EWE Superstar of the Year.
- 2x World Wrestling Champion
- 2x EWE Tag Team Champion


PROUD MEMBER OF THE GANG
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://extreme-w-empire.darkbb.com
Matt Hardy
Jobber
Jobber
avatar

Posts : 276
Reputation : 1
Join date : 2010-09-17
Age : 24

Character sheet
Wrestler Name: Matt Hardy
Championship: None
Finisher: Twist of Fate

PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:29 am

Chris Jericho wrote:
Matt Hardy wrote:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, wait, nvm...

When the fuck will you continue?!

*facepalm* I'm not going to be posting it you idiot

wtf? It's not like you said you wouldn't, and why the fuck not?

_________________




Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: How I met your cousin.   

Back to top Go down
 
How I met your cousin.
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Cousin Mo
» Kara
» HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
» Summer time delight.

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Extreme Wrestling Empire :: Off Topic :: Other Stuff-
Jump to: