John Morrison is backstage, surrounded by his entourage (consisting of his coat, glasses...and... uhh... coat.)
Enter Todd Grisham. Todd walks to John.
Todd: John, you are participating in the Ryland Effect challenge tonight, is this correct?
John looks at Todd and pulls his glasses down a tad.
JoMo: Ungh.
Todd looks weirdly at the Ambassador of Abdominals.
Todd: Excuse me, I didn't get that last bit.
JoMo: Oh, I'm just teaching Khali how to pick up chicks.
The camera zooms out and reveals Khali. A female backstage worker walks by.
Khali: Ungh.
Khali starts air humping. JoMo facepalms.
JoMo (with a dead-ass face): He has much to learn.
The camera zooms back in on Grisham and John as Khali walks away.
Todd: Is there anything you would like to say to your opponent, Archer Ryland?
John smirks as Todd lifts up the mic. The Kicker of Ass looks at the camera.
John: Archie. If you're watching this, know one thing. I am one of the best superstars the whole world has ever known. There's probably some great guy on Neptune, but we don't have our wrestling scouts there. You think you're tough? Beating Christian? Well... sorry to say... but Christian isn't half as good as I am. And I'm John Morrison. We don't allow half-assed deadbeats at the Palace of Wisdom.
John slowly pushes the mic away and leaves.
OOC: I couldn't be assed to put the regular talking stuff. Mainly cause I'm doing like three things at one time.
Subject: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord 
Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:56 pm
