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PostSubject: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:56 pm

John Morrison is backstage, surrounded by his entourage (consisting of his coat, glasses...and... uhh... coat.)

Enter Todd Grisham. Todd walks to John.

Todd: John, you are participating in the Ryland Effect challenge tonight, is this correct?

John looks at Todd and pulls his glasses down a tad.

JoMo: Ungh.

Todd looks weirdly at the Ambassador of Abdominals.

Todd: Excuse me, I didn't get that last bit.

JoMo: Oh, I'm just teaching Khali how to pick up chicks.

The camera zooms out and reveals Khali. A female backstage worker walks by.

Khali: Ungh.

Khali starts air humping. JoMo facepalms.

JoMo (with a dead-ass face): He has much to learn.

The camera zooms back in on Grisham and John as Khali walks away.

Todd: Is there anything you would like to say to your opponent, Archer Ryland?

John smirks as Todd lifts up the mic. The Kicker of Ass looks at the camera.

John: Archie. If you're watching this, know one thing. I am one of the best superstars the whole world has ever known. There's probably some great guy on Neptune, but we don't have our wrestling scouts there. You think you're tough? Beating Christian? Well... sorry to say... but Christian isn't half as good as I am. And I'm John Morrison. We don't allow half-assed deadbeats at the Palace of Wisdom.

John slowly pushes the mic away and leaves.

OOC: I couldn't be assed to put the regular talking stuff. Mainly cause I'm doing like three things at one time.


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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:10 pm

Don't use Umaga /: Change it to Kamala or something

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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:08 pm

How the heck did I forget that... RIP Umaga.

Changed it to Khali.
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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:47 pm

Chris Jericho wrote:
Don't use Umaga /: Change it to Kamala or something

Kamala's dead too
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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:56 pm

since when
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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:04 pm

Kamala's not dead

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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:20 pm

riley means hes dead to him..... kamala having anal sex with andre the giants corpse was the last straw apparantly... i heard papa shango got involved and it was some pretty frrrreaky ass shit... riley i dno why you would get involved with stuff like that :/
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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:52 pm

WTF IS DIS SHIT
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PostSubject: Re: John Morrison is the Sentinel of Smorgasbord   Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:16 am

"Ambassador of Abdominals" <<<<<<<< WIN
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