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Mr. Anderson



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Wrestler Name: Mr. Anderson
Championship: None
Finisher: Mic Check

PostSubject: Anderson makes an AA STATEMENT!   Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:22 pm


The fans quieten down after the usual opening comments from the commentators... a huge chant circultes the arena very quickly into the show.... 'DUM DU DU DA DUM... WE WANNT ASSSHOLE!!!! DUM DUN DUN DA WEEE WANNNNT ASSSHOLLLE!!!! WWWEEE WANNNT ASSSHOLLLE!!!!

Genesis representeE
[ Joey Styles ]

Holy shit listen to this COACH!!!


Andersons favouriste commentatoR
[ Johnathon Coachman ]

I'm speechless... what a request from the fans...


'WWEE WANNNTTT ASSSHOLLLLE!!!!'

Genesis representeE
[ Joey Styles ]

i looks like theres been a change of plan backstage Coach... the fans will get what the fans want!!!




The capacity crowd comes to there feet as Mr. Andersons theme tune hits on the p,a system.... Anderson steps out onto the stage with a smile that runs from ear to ear.... he raises his arms into the air and makes a bowing motion to the fans..... he starts a slow walk down to the ring seeming a little taken back by the ovation he is getting.... upon reaching the ring he walks up the steel steps turns to face the crowd and lifts his arms up repeatidly to raise the noise levels even more.... he smirks and spits a piece of gum from his mouth, hurying across the apron and entering the ring via the middle rope

Andersons favouriste commentatoR
[ Johnathon Coachman ]

What a character! the fans are certainly showing there appretiation for Anderson...


Anderson moves into the center of the ring a spotlight hits him and he raises his arm into the air... his signature microphone is lowered down to him, he gracefully recieves it and begins to speak....

Charasmatic goD
[ Mr. Anderson ]

in the classical worrrds of goood ol Jayy Areee.... hooolddd the dam phone line a minnnute!!!! One thing that is on my min....


Anderson puts his fingers to his lips shakes his head and starts again

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[ Mr. Anderson ]

LEEET MEEE DOOO THISSS PROPPERLLY!!!!..... TOOOOOOONIIGHT.... COMMMMING OUUUT TO THIIIS RING I HAVEEE BUT 2 WORRRDS TO SAYYY ABOUT WHAT TRANSPIRED AT THE PAAAY PERRR VIEEW.... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAAAATCCCCH............


Anderson runs to the corner jumps up onto the middle turnbuckle and speaks with an angry tone to his voice..

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[ Mr. Anderson ]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRRRRREEEEEEAKKKKINNNN MAAAAAAAAATTTTTTCCCCH!!!!!!


The fans go nuts raising there voices as loud as they can at the idea!..

Genesis representeE
[ Joey Styles ]

Well the fans certainly like that idea Coach!!!


Anderson jumps down from the turnbuckle and moves back to the center of the ring...

Charasmatic goD
[ Mr. Anderson ]

Now lettts not beeat about the bush Tarrver... we certainly took each other to new heights.... neeeww levvels..... hell you basicallly broke my goddd dammm ASSHOLLLE when i came down off that turnbuckle!.... but this is not about your little shiny title... this isn't about my eggo... this is about your gimmick stealing... heart warming crap talking titty drooping sorrry asss undefeated streak!!.... you see i'm not having this... i refuse to let you continue walking around this arena with everyone hyped up... your little 14 year old fans on the internet... on there little forums, scratching there asses.. masterbating to there porno inbetwwen tweetingg.. weeelll Micchaeel Tarrver kicked Andersons ass.... Michael Tarrver is un-defeated.... Michael Tarrver is the next Billl Goldberg..... MIICCCHAEEEEL TARRRVER IS A GENITAL WART! AND IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO ACCEPT.... i WILLLLL BAZZZUKKAAA.... THAAATTT VARRRRUKKKKKA!


Anderson spits on the floor looking rather irate he cirles the ring a few times as the fans let out a few pops...

Charasmatic goD
[ Mr. Anderson ]

and thats all i've got to say about wart cream!.... onto Jack.. Jackey jacky jaaaccck jaccck jackkk!..... jack jack jack!.... were do you get off booking these shows... sorry to dissapoint you fans... but you wont be witnessing such a re-match here tonight.... i know i know.... it sucks more thn paris hilton! insttead tonnight... i get to face the all amerrican ammmerican... aka annderson anddderson copycat... and Alex.... i cant wrestle Riley! now you know what.... i'm not gonna even sit here and pretend like i care about this match... i've beaten Jack Swagger not once...... buuut twice in the past month n a half... so hes not even a blip on the Anderson Radar.... you know what to hell with Alex Riley... to hell with Jack Evans to hellll with Michaelll Tarrver.... bare witnees to the birth of a new born Anderson.... the biiirtth of a new motto.... i call it AA!!... don;t worry Scott Hall.... thats not a little private joke towards you..... i;m gonna rap this up keeping it shoort and sweet... like bridget the midget!... just a little reference there to the 14 year old pre-pubed Tarver fans!..... from now on.... my liiife is allll abbbout ANNNNDDDDDDDDDDERRRRRRROOOON!!!!!!!!!


The fans jump in with a second and Anderson chant....

Charasmatic goD
[ Mr. Anderson ]

ANNNDD ASSSSSHOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anderson hits himself in the chest making a coughing sound and drops to his knees... piercing his eyes straight into a nearby camera lense....

Charasmatic goD
[ Mr. Anderson ]

ASSSSSHOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Genesis representeE
[ Joey Styles ]

Don't gooo anywere fans we'll be right back after the commercial breakk!!!


Anderson rises to his feet standing in the center of the ring with the fans chanting we're all assholes as Genesis heads into its first commercial break....
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PostSubject: Re: Anderson makes an AA STATEMENT!   Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:04 am

They want asshole? Don't they have enough already?
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PostSubject: Re: Anderson makes an AA STATEMENT!   Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:05 pm

no its never enough
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PostSubject: Re: Anderson makes an AA STATEMENT!   Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:10 pm

lmfao

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