Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

A Generic Song hits as the scene fades in to show Archer Ryland pressing the bench in the gym.

- GENERIC APPLAUSE & CHEERS -

The gym instructor walks up to him.

::: Gym Instructor :::
= JIM =
'Sup.

Ryland, with ease, puts the iron with the weights on its lade and sits up. He puts the towel on his shoulder, sips water, and confusedly speaks...

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
...I like your watch. Go away before I take it.

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

::: Gym Instructor :::
= JIM =
Whoa, relax.

Archer shrugs, grabs Jim by the hair and throws him over the bench, then walks close to him, and bends over. Picks up the watch and looks at it, watching his reflex as he fixes his hair a little bit... He then tosses it away.

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

Angel walks up to Archer...

- GENERIC APPLAUSE AND CHEERS -

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
Whoa...Dude. Don't throw away nice watches... Wow, a Trollex.

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Dude... Don't say "Dude".

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
Why?

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Well, it's unfitting for a nigger.

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
I'm not a n--

Ryland cuts him off!

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Don't say that word!

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

Angel sighs... He then circles the bench and goes to check on Jim.

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
I think you killed him...

Archer acts like he doesn't understand.

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Who, ME?!

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
Yeah, you.

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Nah I don't do that shit. Come on, I know exactly who to take this to.

- NEXT SCENE -

The scene fades in to show a gigantic palace, and Archer Ryland with Angel and the Rolex go inside. Afterwards, it's all fuzzy and funky with multicolors.

- GENERIC CHEERS -

John Morrison pops up, walking into the scene.

::: Guy From XPlosion Who Went To Genesis But Is Now On XPlosion Again :::
= JOHN MORRISON =
'Sup gu...Whoa, a Trollex.

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

The three of them look at the watch, then back at Morrison and vice-versa.

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
He killed a guy and we took his wat...

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
I didn't kill him! He had a stroke.

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

::: Guy From XPlosion Who Went To Genesis But Is Now On XPlosion Again :::
= JOHN MORRISON =
There's only one way to solve this. The Trollex is the only proof of the crime right?

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Don't say crime.

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
Yeah, it is. How are we gonna destroy it?...Call Jack Evans?

::: Guy From XPlosion Who Went To Genesis But Is Now On XPlosion Again :::
= JOHN MORRISON =
Hell no.

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Call CM Punk?

::: Guy From XPlosion Who Went To Genesis But Is Now On XPlosion Again :::
= JOHN MORRISON =
No.

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
Tarver?

::: Guy From XPlosion Who Went To Genesis But Is Now On XPlosion Again :::
= JOHN MORRISON =
Of course not.

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Anderson?

::: Guy From XPlosion Who Went To Genesis But Is Now On XPlosion Again :::
= JOHN MORRISON =
...Uh...

Anderson pops up out of nowhere!

- GENERIC APPLAUSE, CHEERS AND LAUGHS -

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
DON'T SAY....

::: Self-Announcing Asshole From Genesis :::
= MR. ANDERSON =
ANDERSON!!!....

There's a long pause as the four of them look at each other's faces. Angel finally lifts the watch...

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
Guys? I think Anderson..Anderson, broke the watch.

::: Guy From XPlosion :::
= ARCHER RYLAND =
Don't say broke...

Morrison shrugs as the camera focuses on his face and he takes out his customized shades.

::: Guy From XPlosion Who Went To Genesis But Is Now On XPlosion Again :::
= JOHN MORRISON =
Well, problem solved.

He winks and his teeth sparkle...

- GENERIC LAUGHS -

::: Guy From Genesis :::
= ANGEL =
...That was gay...

END OF EPISODE