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PostSubject: ASSTEST (Apptitudinal Seduction Skills Test)   Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:54 pm

5 for every A

3 for every B

1 for every C

#1What's the first thing you say to a chick?

A) I'm Awesome

B) Hi how are you

C) nggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *drool with mouth open*

#2 When you go out you usually wear..

A) A suit

B) A shirt with a collar, designer denim and dressy shoes

C) Cheetos stained jeans, sandals, a histarrically ironic screen print t-shirt

#3 A womans coming over to your place you...

A) Quickly usher the woman from last night off the premesis

B) Scramble to clean up the place and hide any signs of porn

C) Ask your parents to seriously respect the no truspassing sign on your door

#4 How many ladies have you been with

A) Phh, please....

B) I'd rather not say

C) Probably...like... a million

#5 When out at a bar you are most likely...

A) Chatting up a hot chick

B) Sitting with your bro's debating which ladies to approach and how, in a process that will continue until last call when you will go home alone

C) You were going to go out with your bros but got caught up in an epic World of Warcraft PVP with some kid from Korea and you totally would have pwnd that noob if the server hadn't crashed

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PostSubject: Re: ASSTEST (Apptitudinal Seduction Skills Test)   Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:38 pm

#1What's the first thing you say to a chick?

B) Hi how are you

#2 When you go out you usually wear..

A) A suit

#3 A womans coming over to your place you...

D) None of the above

#4 How many ladies have you been with

B) I'd rather not say

#5 When out at a bar you are most likely...

B) Sitting with your bro's debating which ladies to approach and how, in a process that will continue until last call when you will go home alone

Click on the spoiler to learn how to tally your score and see where you rank.

If you score is
Don King, Macias got Don Juan because he wasn't honest, pretty simple, and I counted the D as 0

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PostSubject: Re: ASSTEST (Apptitudinal Seduction Skills Test)   Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:26 pm

You think I'm lying? I got 23. I have gone up to a girl and said "I'm awesome" on several occasions. I have worn a suit while trying to hit on girls. Ppph please can be interpreted to anything. I always try to hit it off with the hot girls at partys by talking to them. I have scrambled in my room to clean up porn before.
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PostSubject: Re: ASSTEST (Apptitudinal Seduction Skills Test)   Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:52 pm

Christian wrote:
You think I'm lying? I got 23. I have gone up to a girl and said "I'm awesome" on several occasions. I have worn a suit while trying to hit on girls. Ppph please can be interpreted to anything. I always try to hit it off with the hot girls at partys by talking to them. I have scrambled in my room to clean up porn before.

I was joking. Calm da fuck down lmao

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PostSubject: Re: ASSTEST (Apptitudinal Seduction Skills Test)   Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:09 am

I don't fit in these categories, I'm a Pimp with a Crowbar for a cane.
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PostSubject: Re: ASSTEST (Apptitudinal Seduction Skills Test)   Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:44 am

Don King? Who the fuck is dat? meh...
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PostSubject: Re: ASSTEST (Apptitudinal Seduction Skills Test)   Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:59 am

Angel wrote:
Don King? Who the fuck is dat? meh...

DID SOMEONE SAY METH? Oh, nevermind.
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